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- Jan 14, 2017
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Dear Donald, very glad to see that our little plan worked and we managed to get you elected. It's great that you didn't even need a majority either - isn't democracy great, we could learn a few things in Russia about how someone with the least votes wins power. Anyway, dont worry about the tapes of you and all those lovely ladies at the Ritz-Carlton, we paid the cleaning bill for you after that "golden shower" thing you liked so much. When you next come and visit me in Moscow I'm sure we can do some great land-grab deals together and make lots of money. Don't spend too much time on US policy, we'll just send you an encrypted message each day from Moscow and you can just Twitter your policies directly from that - it'll save you a lot of time so you can focus on your business interests instead and leave the work of running the USA to us.
best regards and greetings from your new motherland
привет от вашей новой родины
Vladimir Putin
best regards and greetings from your new motherland
привет от вашей новой родины
Vladimir Putin