Merry Christmas to all my conservative friends...

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    Now let's get back to trashing negroes and homos in Jesus's name.
     
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    War on Christmas. By Christians!

    It's why the Puritans came to this continent. They were too strict, and the Yurpeens didn't like holier than thou people around reminding them of how bad they were. So the Yurpeens were constantly harassing the Puritans.

    The Puritans also had these weird ideas about this thing called "democracy" which didn't go down well in Ye Olde Kingdom.
     
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    Thanks, because NONE OF US KNOW THAT.
     
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    Thank you for permission.

    It seems like we did this last year, too.
    Romans 1:26-:27
    "26 Because of this, God gave them over1 to shameful lusts.2 Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones.
    27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."
     
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    "...9 Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God?1 Do not be deceived:2 Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers3 nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders"

    1 Cor 6:9
     
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    Deuteronomy 28:68
    "And the Lord will bring you back in ships to Egypt, a journey that I promised that you should never make again; and there you shall offer yourselves for sale to your enemies as male and female slaves, but there will be no buyer.”
     
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    Someone should tell four time married Kim Davis that. And her buddy Huckabee.

    Plus everyone who looks at porn.

    So how about we take a gander at Matthew 7:1-3 and get to work on that beam in your own eyes?
     
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    You know it's desperate when faux Christians like kosherhag QUOTE scripture to justify their shit!
     
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    It's funny cause it's racist...!
     
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    The OP is funny cuz it's bigoted!
     

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