Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by NoTeaPartyPleez, Dec 23, 2015.
Jesus would carry a m-4 just to piss off the devil...
living in a bubble, damn funny more so because it's so false.
btw you are not smart enough to be a real asshole .
I need that for AFTER Christmas when we get to spend a week at my wife's grandmothers house when all her cousins and aunts and uncles etc come around! Oh and its literally 35 miles from the closest town with anything OTHER than a gas station and dollar general. NOT looking forward to it.
Gonna have to record all the damn bowl games including the playoff ones or watch them on my damn laptop
It's great when anti-Christians tell Christians how to be better Christians.
acually it's not jesus's birthday.
another fun fact christianity did not celebrate christmas for the first 700 years
Nice try. I attend an evangelical church twice a week, and read the Bible every day. You?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. But it is treated as a celebration of the birth of Christ now, and I'm sure Jesus would be just tickled pink to know that some people think you should honor him by arming yourself and everyone you know to the teeth because you are shitting your pants in fear every day.
Yeah. Jesus and the apostles all walked around in heavy armor and with swords and spears and shit.
Because they were shitting their robes.
When Massachusetts Banned Christmas - History in the Headlines
Even when compared to Ebenezer Scrooge, the Puritans who ruled the Massachusetts Bay Colony in the 1600s were downright Grinchian. Not only were the Puritans contemptuous of Christmas, they outlawed public celebration of the Yuletide holiday for an entire generation.
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