- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a SeaWorld friendly (very short) tall-tale I wrote perfect for the traffic hysteria of our media-hypnotized 'TrumpUSA.'
This story was inspired by the documentary Mermaids: The Body Found.
First Lady Melania Trump might like this story, but does our President care enough about oceanography and organic science in this age of consumerism and industry?
Maybe Americans can save the President with some nifty 'dermatology storytelling.'
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Daniella was considered a beautiful mermaid by her under-water peers, but she always pined to make contact with humans above the surface of the oceans.
However, Daniella was frightened (more than her mermaid friends) of the evil and hideous troll-mermaids who occupied space with the fairer and more attractive mermaids of the oceans. The hideous troll-mermaids were led by a warlock-mermaid named Igor.
Daniella decided she would flee the grasp of the evil Igor and his hideous troll-mermaid 'army' by joining humanity above the surface of the oceans. However, when she laid on the beach by the shore, waiting for a great prince, the sun was too hot and she laid on the beach too long and went into a dehydration-coma and soon thereafter died.
The US Navy picked up her body and took her to the Salk Institute for Biological Studies. President Trump called a national press conference declaring it was a terrific find and that it would boost public support and investments in SeaWorld and oceanography and ocean-life conservation efforts in a big way. However, amidst all the media hysteria, no one cared to understand that the tragic Daniella would have warned President Trump about Igor and the hideous troll-mermaids were she still alive.
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This story was inspired by the documentary Mermaids: The Body Found.
First Lady Melania Trump might like this story, but does our President care enough about oceanography and organic science in this age of consumerism and industry?
Maybe Americans can save the President with some nifty 'dermatology storytelling.'
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Daniella was considered a beautiful mermaid by her under-water peers, but she always pined to make contact with humans above the surface of the oceans.
However, Daniella was frightened (more than her mermaid friends) of the evil and hideous troll-mermaids who occupied space with the fairer and more attractive mermaids of the oceans. The hideous troll-mermaids were led by a warlock-mermaid named Igor.
Daniella decided she would flee the grasp of the evil Igor and his hideous troll-mermaid 'army' by joining humanity above the surface of the oceans. However, when she laid on the beach by the shore, waiting for a great prince, the sun was too hot and she laid on the beach too long and went into a dehydration-coma and soon thereafter died.
The US Navy picked up her body and took her to the Salk Institute for Biological Studies. President Trump called a national press conference declaring it was a terrific find and that it would boost public support and investments in SeaWorld and oceanography and ocean-life conservation efforts in a big way. However, amidst all the media hysteria, no one cared to understand that the tragic Daniella would have warned President Trump about Igor and the hideous troll-mermaids were she still alive.
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