Men, what do you wish your wife/girlfriend could do?

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    Exactly at midnight, turn into a ham and swiss on rye bread sandwich and a six pack of cold beer!:lol:
     
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    Men, what do you wish your wife/girlfriend could do? It would be nice if my g/f / wife to be one day could figure out how to use mapquest.com. She must be lost as she hasn't found me yet. :razz:
     
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    Mitch Berger still haunt you? or is it Scott Norwood?
     
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    Be very careful what you ask of your wife! As this situation demonstrates:


    To My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight'.

    When the man came home at midnight he found the following letter on the dining room table:


    To My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary is 18 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
     
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    pick winning lottery numbers and fix my slice, in no particular order.
     
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    Nah.....I like to eat mine just the way she is....:eusa_drool::eusa_liar:
     
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    I wish she was Wealthy. Or could earn millions )
     

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