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    LETTER FROM THE BOSS:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
    that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
    fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases,
    our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

    But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
    state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees
    instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are
    family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

    So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
    sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
    these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
    way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to
    them.
    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



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