Just Give Me My Fucking Coffee!

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  1. KittenKoder
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    Black? Cream and sugar? How would you like your coffee, Madam?
     
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    When I go into Starbucks, I order a "medium regular coffee".

    I refuse to use their bullshit terms.
     
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    I don't care! Just give it to me and don't try to sell me on something I don't want ... :tongue:
     
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    Whenever I do that they give me this dumbfounded look ... so I don't go there very often ... :lol:
     
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    Everytime I place my order, I have a little smirk on my face...sort of like "I'll show these fuckers!"

    The same thing doesn't happen at Dn'D or Hortons.
     
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    don't venti and grande pretty much mean the same thing?
     
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    Shh ... you don't want the espresso police to come knocking ... do you?
     
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    As far as I'm concerned, a "Tall" is a large, a "Grande" is something that I order at Taco Bell, and a "Venti" is something that I pick up at Sears when I am trying to fix my dryer.
     
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    I always mix them up and get the wrong size, pisses me off!
    I will also add McDonalds McCafe's taste like burnt coffee with lots of sugar in it.
     

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