Man accidentally shoots himself in Penis

[Iridescence]

OMGorsh....

 

[St.Blues]

His girls gonna be suckin a lot air now......... The dumb Fuck.

 

[strollingbones]

His girls gonna be suckin a lot air now......... The dumb Fuck.

okay lets spin this....perhaps it will be like one of the split dicks....i would post a pic but del/care/echo/pixie/elvis/meister did i miss anyone would have a flippin cow

 

[CMike]

........... yup


CHANDLER, AZ - Chandler police say a 27-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin outside a grocery store Tuesday night.
It happened in the parking lot of the Fry's Food Store at Elliot and Alma School roads.
According to the police report, the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.

CONTINUED w/ Video: Chandler man accidentally shoots himself in groin

Guns don't just accidentally fire.

 

[HenryBHough]

Penis, AZ is a small town just outside Chandler, AZ.

Publicity hounds go their all the time to commit suicide so they'll get the attention they failed to get from posting their liberal propaganda here.

 

[daveman]

now who wants a shot up raggyed ass dick?

"Ribbed for her pleasure."

 

[Iridescence]

You know it is quite the ironic thing to be posting such hilarity toward this man's misfortune when many men do this every day within their relationships when they belittle and/or over criticize the woman/women in their life who they look to for sex. It has to sometimes be over-exploited at the embarrassment of, um, the less fortunate ones for some individuals to come to an understanding about their own behavior being mirrored. Perhaps no one likes extremists but sadly it seems we all sometimes need the shock they provoke.

 

[waltky]

Oweee...

... bet dat hurt.

 

[St.Blues]

His girls gonna be suckin a lot air now......... The dumb Fuck.

okay lets spin this....perhaps it will be like one of the split dicks....i would post a pic but del/care/echo/pixie/elvis/meister did i miss anyone would have a flippin cow

Show half of it.

 

[strollingbones]

o no no blue.....i am not gonna push mods that far

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I gotta say - there is an inherent comedic value to a thread entitled "man shoots himself in the penis" - entered by a poster with a username of "giant noodle".

 

[Dabs]

Pity it doesn't say how big his dick was. I wanted to know whether it was a good shot or not.

It was a pink gun.

Who carries a pink gun?

Pink is so perty Percy
I like pink!

The bullet that came out was probably a boring metal/silver looking, so nothing pink reached his penis

He has a lead dick perhaps. He might not be able to Father any children, he may be able to only shoot blanks.

 

[Big Black Dog]

For me, that would be a pretty small target!

 

[Mr.Nick]

I saw a video of this dude giving a gun safety class to cops and he shot himself in the leg hahahahaha.

"I'm the only one professional enough in this room to carry this glock 40" BOOM..

The irony is fanastic...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0]‪Cop Shoots himself in the leg‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

 

[George Costanza]

I have never understood why a man would carry a gun in his waist band. You see that in movies and that is the last place I would ever holster my gun, for exactly this reason.

Great sig pic - but why does the idiot keep getting up again and again? He should just lie there and they would stop shooting at him.