Man accidentally shoots himself in Penis

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    CHANDLER, AZ - Chandler police say a 27-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin outside a grocery store Tuesday night.
    It happened in the parking lot of the Fry's Food Store at Elliot and Alma School roads.
    According to the police report, the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.

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    Pity it doesn't say how big his dick was. I wanted to know whether it was a good shot or not. :eusa_eh:
     
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    It was a pink gun.

    Who carries a pink gun?
     
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    Someone who shoots his dick off? :confused:
     
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    :eusa_liar: :eusa_drool: :laugh2:
     
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    What a dickless dork.
     
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    This incident gives new meaning to the term "head shot" :eek: :lol:
     
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    I have never understood why a man would carry a gun in his waist band. You see that in movies and that is the last place I would ever holster my gun, for exactly this reason.
     
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    I am curious if the guy was putting the gun in his waistband in the parking lot before he went in to rob one of the stores?

    If I was a clerk at a convenience store and a robber pulled out a pink gun and told me to give him the money.

    I would just bust out laughing. :cuckoo:
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