Little Johnny Needs to Pee

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    Little Johnny stood up in class and headed for the door...

    "Johnny, where do you think you're going?" the teacher glared.

    "I need to piss" he replied, nonchalantly.

    "Go," the teacher told him in a stone cold voice, "just make it quick and come straight back to my desk when you're done."

    Upon his return the teacher whispered to Johnny in an acid voice, "We do not use the word 'piss' in school; we say 'urinate'. Furthermore, you will raise your hand and ask permission if you need to leave the room. As a punishment, for homework, I want you to write a sentence using the word 'urinate', and be ready to present it to the class tomorrow."

    The next day, the teacher asked Johnny if he had done his homework, to which Johnny replied that he did while walking to the front of the room.

    "Teacher... urinate" Johnny stated loudly, "but you'd be a ten if your tits were bigger!"

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    omg, I laughed!
     

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