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    warning

    after drilling a hole in the floor with a cordless drill, do not, i repeat do not sit your drill on the rop of the computer desk sitting next to you (thats almost as tall as you by the way) and go back to working. chances are youll bump the desk and the drill (with 18in 3/8 bit) will fall, snaging everything up there and pull it down on your face. and cordless drills are heavy. the batteries are hard. they will split your lip. you will spit blood and pray you didnt loose a tooth.

    now that said, it still hurts the day after.
     
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    Smooth move, exlax!

    Your certificate of achievement is in the mail!
     
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    :rotflmao:

    Pictures, please!
     
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    well thank you very much...lol

    none of those now. cant have incriminating photos like that running around :teeth:
    besides i was too busy trying not to cuss in front of the customer
     
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    In FRONT of someone, you did this? Oh, that's classic. A graceful swan, you are not. :D
     
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    Ouch Johnney, I hate it when that happens.
     
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    He without sin, cast the first stone. I know I've done stuff like that,too. I'm sure we all have.
     
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    Sin?? Sin is something punishable.. That's not punishable - that's just funny. :D
     
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    you're mean! :)
     
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    well his fa ass was on the other side of the desk and didnt actually see it happen. but not like a blind person couldnt have figured that one out...lol
     

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