Lies Ladies Tell..

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    Oh come on Ladies & Gents... which ones are your favorites..

    just to get you started...

    1) I'm a virgin
    2) I'm on my period
    3) He's just a friend
    4) This is the first time I've ever done this
    5) I just broke up with my boyfriend
     
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    you left out the most often used one

    "i have a headache"
     
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    I haven't got a thing to wear.... (said of a closet to full I have to store my clothes in a box under the bed, the closet and drawers all being full of her stuff)
     
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    Awfully small list
     
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    Yah... I noticed that too...:lol:

    I'll have to look around a bit...
     
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    "I won't tell if you don't tell..." :eusa_shhh:
     
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    Wow.

    THAT guy must have a BIG dick!
     
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