Lies Men Tell

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    Sorry Guys.. I found an actual list.. I'm still on your team....:lol:

    1. I'll call you.
    2. I love you.
    3. You're the only one.
    4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.
    5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.
    6. That's the best sex I've ever had.
    7. You've got the most beautiful eyes
    8. No, I'm not married
    9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.
    10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.
    11. I'm ready to make a commitment.
    12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
    13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.
    14. We'll get married as soon as I ...
    15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. 16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids.
    17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.
    18. I've been celibate since we broke up.
    19. I could never lie to you.
    20. I can still last all night
    21. I always use a condom
    22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)
    23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
    24. I tested HIV negative
    25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
    26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you
    27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big
    28. I'm too tired
    29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend
    30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best
    31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before
    32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe
    33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.
    34. I want to grow old with you
    35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives
    36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us
    37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy
    38. I'm going to leave my wife
    39. You're nothing at all like my mother
    40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me
    41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do
    42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends
    43. I think older women are the most exciting
    44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)
    45. What attracts me to you is your mind
    46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty
    47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come
    48. I've never had an affair before
    49. You're the only one who understands me
    50. I've never been in therapy
    51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
    52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else
    53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years
    54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?
    55. Your career is as important as mine
    56. I promise you that I'll change
    57. I want us to remain close friends always
    58. My wife and I have an understanding
    59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me
    60. I don't masturbate
    61. Let's be friends first
    62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing
    63. I'd like you even if you were a man
    64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me
    65. The difference between us will bring us even closer
    66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids
    67. No, I never said that
    68. You make me feel like a kid again
    69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)
    70. I'll move wherever you want
    71. Of course I'm not bored with you
    72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
    73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body
    74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those
    75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours
    76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you
    77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind
    78. Sure, I'll watch the kids
    79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.
    80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire
    81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard
    82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's
    83. No one's ever turned me on like you do
    84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about
    85. I'll never tell
    86. Relax, she's just a friend
    87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out
    88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic
    89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing
    90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying
    91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes
    92. No, I don't think you're fat
    93. You're the woman I should have married
    94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.
    95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father
    96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married
    97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)
    98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone
    99. This time I'm really serious
    100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference
    101. I'll always take care of you

    101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This? - Yahoo! UK & Ireland Answers
     
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    Those are all lies?! I better stop using them......
     
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    I'll still love you tomorrow
     
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    Wow, I'm now officially afraid of men.
     
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    8. "No, I'm not married" has happened to me three times. They were each named Jim. I avoid Jims` now..:eusa_whistle:

    90. "Of course I'm listening to what you're saying." My former *hubs* used that one all the time. I wanted to hurt him. :banghead: He may have been hearing but I knew he wasn't listening. *Bygones*
     
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    I Really Care if you Orgasm
     
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    My name's not Jim.
    Oh wait. I am married.
    (I wonder if the Mormon church has any openings?)
     
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    Gremlin-USA <<< Me in 1970

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    You mean with all the other stuff I have to keep up with, now I have a Checklist I need to check off every day?

    Lumpy, I cannot believe this, I have more important things to do than to worry about ANOTHER LIST :lol::lol:


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    103. This is seven inches...
     

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