Letter to our President...GWB

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    Subject: South of the Border

    Dear President Bush,

    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and my extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the United States of America into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

    First, I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over?

    Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for me and my entire family.
    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
    4. I want my children to be taught by English speaking teachers.
    5. All schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
    6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying beneath it.
    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on the 4th of July. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the neighbors.
    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney.
    Thank you so much for your help.
     
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    Amen
     
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    I want the same. No documentation necessary, btw, I'll work hard.
     
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    What an irony huh!

    Instead, if you go to Mexico and cause a traffic accident do you realize that you will stay in jail unless the other party allows bail to be set. This is true. Check it out!

    How in the hell did we ever get into this mess?
     

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