Life in the USA Poll

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by dmp, Apr 12, 2006.

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Which of the following do you feel is MORE likely to happen? Even fractionally more.

  1. A Civil War in Iraq

    10 vote(s)
    83.3%
  2. A large monkey might crawl out of your arse

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. A small monkey might crawl out of your arse

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  4. A bag of walnuts falling out of your arse after the monkey climbs out

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  1. dmp
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    Please answer the poll question. Please don't goof - Answer which possiblity has the greatest chance of happening. Use reason here. If one option has a .00000001 % chance, and another a .000001% chance, that's fine.

    I'll make a point. I promise.
     
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    A bag of walnuts already exists. = winnar.
     
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    I'm not certain what your point will be, but I can say with 100% certainty that there will be NOTHING crawling from my arse. :shocked: :eek: :cry:
     
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    It really depends if I have been drinking tequila or not.
     
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    Read the WHOLE question...

    "falling out of your arse after the monkey climbs out"
     
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    :dance:

    Clay is down and out.
     
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    Well I mean sheesh, if you're going to go back and change poll options after the fact... :rolleyes:
     
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    I changed it within 60 seconds of posting it, after re-reading. :D
     
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    Now we know that GotZoom puts monkeys up his ass when he drinks tequila. :eek2:

    TMI... really. :cheers2:
     
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    I don't care. A bag of walnuts is the most likely. :boobies: Bags of walnuts exist. I win.
     

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