jokes from my assistant

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  1. manu1959
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    >1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    >(because they are plugged into a genius)
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    >2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    >(they don't have enough time)
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    >3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    >(they don't stop to ask directions)
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    >4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    >(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
    > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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    >5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    >(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
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    >6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    >(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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    >7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    >(don't know.....it never happened)
    > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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    >And my personal favorite:
    >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    >(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
     
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    The correct answer is.....
    Because he didn't want advice on how to make us.
     
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    with the way 'woman' futzed things up for him, If I were Adam, I'd ask for my rib back. :(
     

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