Books Written for Children of Conservatives

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    The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Conservatives


    20> Green Eggs and Ham, Spotted Owls and Toast

    19> Bob the Nationbuilder

    18> Snow White and the Dozen or So Born-Out-of-Wedlock,
    Crack-Addicted, Soon-to-Be-Wards-of-the-State,
    Drains-on-Society Dwarves

    17> Nancy Drew Too Much Welfare So We Cut Her Off

    16> Curious George and the Mean Ol' Stem-Cell Researcher

    15> Global Warming, President Kerry and Other Fables From
    Fantasy Land

    14> Bill and the Giant Impeach

    13> Tom Swift and his Amazing Outsourcing Machine

    12> Shoot the Bunny

    11> Profits in Courage

    10> Winnie the Pooh, the Killer Grizzly Whose Head Is Now
    Mounted Over a Fireplace

    9> One Fish, Two Fish, My Fish, My Fish

    8> How the Left Stole Christmas and Removed All Religious
    Meaning From It in the Name of Inclusiveness

    7> Cliffordunov, the Big Red Menace

    6> Billnocchio

    5> Why Al Franken Hates You and Wants to Kill Your Puppy

    4> Run, Ralph, Run!

    3> Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Both Going Straight to Hell

    2> The Little Hybrid Engine That Couldn't


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Book
    Written for Children of Conservatives...


    1> Where the Wild Things Are II: This Time, We Have Very
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    I am going to read your number 15 - fables from fantasy land. That should be oh so funny!!
     
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    I like 14 it's funny....:clap:
     
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    I like #2.
    Though from a practical standpoint, why dis' hybrid cars?
     

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