John "Two Americas" Edwards is planning a run for the 2016 Democrat party nomination. Says Edwards "There's two Americas. One that will vote for me, and one that won't.. I want to live in the first one!" He promises that he will abandon the failed policies of the past and move in to fresh new failed policies.
Edwards added, "I've proven that I am not afraid to walk away from long term commitments for short term pleasure. I've also proven that I am willing to go to any length to hide my failures. That shows I am ready to lead the two Americas to the future!"
His campaign will be managed by Walter "Fritz" Mondale and John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry. Said Fritz Mondale "We can make the two Americas strong. One for the illegal aliens, and one for old white people like me!"
John Kerry added. "As you know, I served in Vietnam. so that makes me special. I also voted for John Edwards before I voted against him. Did I mention that I served in Vietnam?"
The campaign slogan is "Why the hell not?"
Edwards added, "I've proven that I am not afraid to walk away from long term commitments for short term pleasure. I've also proven that I am willing to go to any length to hide my failures. That shows I am ready to lead the two Americas to the future!"
His campaign will be managed by Walter "Fritz" Mondale and John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry. Said Fritz Mondale "We can make the two Americas strong. One for the illegal aliens, and one for old white people like me!"
John Kerry added. "As you know, I served in Vietnam. so that makes me special. I also voted for John Edwards before I voted against him. Did I mention that I served in Vietnam?"
The campaign slogan is "Why the hell not?"
