Jesus helped me do my taxes.

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  1. Sallow
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    Yesterday I went to H&R Block to get my taxes done. The agent that did them said,

    "I'm Jesus and I am here to help you".

    :lol:
     
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    You accidentally stumbled into a US Post Office. Although it probably won't make any difference.
     
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    Home Depot has a sale on hammers and nails tomorrow morning.
     
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    There's a home depot in your jungle xanadu?

    Who knew?
     
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    Naw..it was H&R block.

    Getting back less this year then last year..which sucks.
     
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    You mean Jesus didtn SAVE YOU?
     
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    Nope.

    We did talk about Angry Birds..though.

    Seems Jesus likes playing it on his down time.
     
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    why wold you celebrate getting money back? I never understood that. they take to much during the year and use it interest free,then give it back to you? if you adjusted your withholding's etc. you could get to close to even.
     
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    Jesus is a nice guy , I have met him many times
     
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