Jesus Campos to appear on Ellen...

[aaronleland]

Wounded casino security guard vanishes from Las Vegas — and reappears on the set of 'Ellen'

The mystery is over: Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos has been found.

On the set of “Ellen.”

On Wednesday, Ellen DeGeneres’ television talk show is expected to broadcast the much-anticipated first interview with the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino security guard who was the first shooting victim in the Oct. 1 massacre in Las Vegas.

DeGeneres tweeted a photo of Campos holding a cane on the set Tuesday alongside maintenance engineer Stephen Schuck, who was also shot at by the gunman on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel.

It all makes sense now. The shooting. Campos' disappearance. His sudden reappearance on Ellen. This all some plot by The New World order to makes us gay.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Ellen is actually apart of some clandestine dark underground government agency that nobody knows exists

 

[Gracie]

I guess he will get a new car, brand spankin' new cane made of solid gold and can do a quick dance with her down in the audience.

I used to like Ellen. Not so much any more.