Abishai100
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Here's a mock dialogue between Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) and Jason Voorhees (fictional hockey-mask wearing serial killer from the iconic Friday the 13th horror film franchise) about 'traffic-psychology' relevant to the consumerism schizophrenia of our media-obsessed 'TrumpUSA.'
It's also about Penguins video-game fanfare (NHL).
Does Trump celebrate Christmas-in-July?
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SHIVA: Why do you wear that hockey-mask?
JASON: Ugly!
SHIVA: Do you think you look like a ice-hockey player?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: I suppose you're being clever about 'masquerade.'
JASON: Kill Donald Trump.
SHIVA: Why? Did he offend you at Crystal Lake?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: Well, then, buddy, what do you have against a casino-owner turned U.S. President?
JASON: Video-games!!!
SHIVA: Huh? What? Not a fan of the NHL video games on Playstation?
JASON: Penguins...
SHIVA: I'm sure TrumpUSA has plenty of leg-room for cherishing the beloved Pittsburgh Penguins.
JASON: I want NHL-17 (EA Sports) for Christmas-in-July present from Trump (or I kill you!).
SHIVA: Couldn't you threaten Melania Trump instead, my good friend?
JASON: ISIS terrorism!!!
SHIVA: Interesting. So maybe a new zombie/ghoul will rise from the swamp wearing an ISIS-mask (hmmm).
JASON: Video-games...
SHIVA: I'll instruct Capcom to design a video game titled Jason takes the White House, alright?
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It's also about Penguins video-game fanfare (NHL).
Does Trump celebrate Christmas-in-July?
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SHIVA: Why do you wear that hockey-mask?
JASON: Ugly!
SHIVA: Do you think you look like a ice-hockey player?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: I suppose you're being clever about 'masquerade.'
JASON: Kill Donald Trump.
SHIVA: Why? Did he offend you at Crystal Lake?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: Well, then, buddy, what do you have against a casino-owner turned U.S. President?
JASON: Video-games!!!
SHIVA: Huh? What? Not a fan of the NHL video games on Playstation?
JASON: Penguins...
SHIVA: I'm sure TrumpUSA has plenty of leg-room for cherishing the beloved Pittsburgh Penguins.
JASON: I want NHL-17 (EA Sports) for Christmas-in-July present from Trump (or I kill you!).
SHIVA: Couldn't you threaten Melania Trump instead, my good friend?
JASON: ISIS terrorism!!!
SHIVA: Interesting. So maybe a new zombie/ghoul will rise from the swamp wearing an ISIS-mask (hmmm).
JASON: Video-games...
SHIVA: I'll instruct Capcom to design a video game titled Jason takes the White House, alright?
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