Jason & Trump: A Video-Game Diagram!

Abishai100

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Here's a mock dialogue between Shiva (Hindu god of destruction) and Jason Voorhees (fictional hockey-mask wearing serial killer from the iconic Friday the 13th horror film franchise) about 'traffic-psychology' relevant to the consumerism schizophrenia of our media-obsessed 'TrumpUSA.'

It's also about Penguins video-game fanfare (NHL).

Does Trump celebrate Christmas-in-July?



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SHIVA: Why do you wear that hockey-mask?
JASON: Ugly!
SHIVA: Do you think you look like a ice-hockey player?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: I suppose you're being clever about 'masquerade.'
JASON: Kill Donald Trump.
SHIVA: Why? Did he offend you at Crystal Lake?
JASON: No!!!
SHIVA: Well, then, buddy, what do you have against a casino-owner turned U.S. President?
JASON: Video-games!!!
SHIVA: Huh? What? Not a fan of the NHL video games on Playstation?
JASON: Penguins...
SHIVA: I'm sure TrumpUSA has plenty of leg-room for cherishing the beloved Pittsburgh Penguins.
JASON: I want NHL-17 (EA Sports) for Christmas-in-July present from Trump (or I kill you!).
SHIVA: Couldn't you threaten Melania Trump instead, my good friend?
JASON: ISIS terrorism!!!
SHIVA: Interesting. So maybe a new zombie/ghoul will rise from the swamp wearing an ISIS-mask (hmmm).
JASON: Video-games...
SHIVA: I'll instruct Capcom to design a video game titled Jason takes the White House, alright?

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The Healing-Heart


I can't offer the right kind of graphic imagery, but I can offer a tale and dialogue about hearts healing in a universe managed by a capitalist! Will 'TrumpUSA' generate another brand of Reaganomics, or will there be romantic tales of Metropolis? I might just bury myself in comic books...


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Jason had been dead for 200 years, but he was resurrected as the villainous underwater menace named Black Manta, a being whose laser-emanating sockets and metallic dark energy made him a totem of pure malice. Shiva decided to try to harness such evil and send Black Manta a worthy muse to perhaps heal his dirty heart, so he used the power of the Genesis Matrix to create the lovely Squirrel-Girl, a fair and wonderful woman who loved peace and patience and was very beautiful to behold. Squirrel-Girl startled Black Manta who remembered nothing of the Earth above the surface of the seas besides the consumerism obesity of Burger King and the imbeciles of Wall Street. Black Manta joked to himself that in that era of only gold, Hollywood would fashion the film Jason takes Manhattan!

BLACK MANTA: Your beauty is an insult to me.
SQUIRREL-GIRL: Your heart has become blackened by the depths of the water.
BLACK MANTA: I only remember the folly of Vegas pirates and camping rapists, whom I attacked as Jason!
SQUIRREL-GIRL: Jason was a monster, and you are a cold abomination...
BLACK MANTA: You woo me with your brave words of feminine admonishment.
SQUIRREL-GIRL: I have a heart and speak with it; your heart is made only of commands.
BLACK MANTA: Are you some kind of 'muse' of Yosemite or the Pacific?
SQUIRREL-GIRL: I see nothing irredeemable about 'TrumpUSA' or Washington, D.C. or Australia...
BLACK MANTA: I think Shiva has sent you to me to test my mettle.
SQUIRREL-GIRL: Is your mettle one of a man or one of a child?
BLACK MANTA: I may be innocent of the ways of 'idealism,' but I am 'versed' in meditation.
SQUIRREL-GIRL: You meditate only on cruelty.
BLACK MANTA: What would you have me do?
SQUIRREL-GIRL: I want to see if a woman can find the child hiding inside a consumer.
BLACK MANTA: You entice me with a hamburger?
SQUIRREL-GIRL: Shiva would want you to see a waitress in me, but I fear you only see a nag!
BLACK MANTA: You are willing to cook for me some wholesome fruits and vegetables?
SQUIRREL-GIRL: We shall dine together at Trump Taj Mahal!

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