Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

[guno]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Dammit! This was Obama's chance!!!

 

[Obiwan]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

He was probably afraid of all those Mexicans he armed during Fast and Furious.

 

[rightwinger]

Obama saw all those Texans armed to the teeth and called off his invasion

Who wants to mess with a drunk Texan with a shotgun?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Like I said when this thing started, much sound and fury over nothing.

 

[bodecea]

Well, you know. The righties will now claim that they scared him off.

 

[JakeStarkey]

We did!

We have a lot of fruit loops on our far right of the party, yes, but most of them will be dead within twenty years of old age or non compos mentis from dementia. It's the age factor.

 

[guno]

We did!

We have a lot of fruit loops on our far right of the party, yes, but most of them will be dead within twenty years of old age or non compos mentis from dementia. It's the age factor.

And for now they are depends wearing geriatic mental patients

 

[IsaacNewton]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

The Governor of Texas told the mentally ill who thought this WAS an invasion of Taxus that the Taxus national guard would 'keep an eye' on federal troops.

Conservatives...in the past you have had...tendencies. You believe in bigfoot, aliens, birth certificates, Republicans don't borrow and spend the US into trillions of dollars of debt, Reagan wasn't one of the worst criminals to hold high office. You've had your tendencies and your fantasies and the rest of us just do our best to ignore you because, you know, we all have an uncle that is batshit our-there crazier than hell.

But the people that believed this Jade Helm crap will wait for the 'next' fake crisis and the next thing to be terrified of and post videos on youtube 'proving' the new threat is real.

Stop. You are letting your mental incapacity leak out of your head. You have lost the ability to understand when your inside crazy should not be allowed to get 'outside'.

 

[Skylar]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

Yeah, but that's because their vigilance PREVENTED the invasion. Just like the apocalypse cult that Leon Festinger studied in his book 'When Prophecy Fails' imagined that their diligence and faith prevented the aliens from the destroying the earth when their predicted doomsday failed to materialize.

Its a perfect circle of batshit. And its perpetual motion.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Jeremiah believes WWII was one by a pentecostal prayer circle . . . maybe in Rumania. Six years passed before they caught God's attention.

 

[JakeStarkey]

That is a good point about just how nutty some of our comrades are on this board.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Impossible. This is what those four Walmarts got temporarily closed for. They're the concentration camps. You people simply don't know the TRUTH!!!!

 

[IsaacNewton]

And remember cons, this was just Jade Helm 15.

Wait until 16, then you'll see some shit!

 

[SAYIT]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

As much as the Jade Helm conspiracy theory was much ado about nothing, this thread is even less. According to the Rasmussen poll 65 percent of voters favor the U.S. military conducting training exercises in their state and think it’s the right thing to do. Only 16 percent are opposed.

16% of Americans will believe in just about any silliness.

But 45 percent of those polled said they harbor reservations that the government will use the training operation to impose greater control over the states. Those concerns were particularly strong among those who identified themselves as conservatives, with 56 percent saying they had worries. By contrast, 58 percent of moderates and 67 percent of liberals said they were not concerned.

Meaning plenty of non-cons also bought into the silliness.

Rasmussen pollsters said the reaction of those polled reflects heightened distrust of the federal government among voters and the current state of the presidential campaign validates that distrust as almost half of those polled — 47 percent — believe the federal government has too much influence over state governments.

All that said I find it disturbing that so many Americans - on both sides of the aisle - seem lost to reality. Just consider the loons who are yucking it up on this thread.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Far too many believe the nonsense because they have an engrained unwillingness to do objective research combined to confirmation bias.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

It's over? Fuck, did anyone notice? Personally, I forgot. American Ninja was on...

 

[ABikerSailor]

Still looking for the Wal-Mart that is the concentration camp.

I'm hoping for a prisoner's discount.

 

[rightwinger]

Thanks to all those fine white christians who prayed it away!!!


For most of the summer, a military training exercise called Jade Helm 15 captivated the imaginations of the Right, striking fear into the hearts of Republican presidential candidates, members of Congress and even governors. Latching on to a conspiracy theory that originated in the far-right fringes of the internet, they warned that the training exercise was in fact part of a plot by President Obama to invade Texas, impose martial law and abolish civil liberties.

At one point, one-third of Republican voters and half of all Tea Party supporters feared that the federal government was “trying to take over Texas,” with another 28 percent of GOP voters saying that they were not sure whether or not the plot existed.

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

As much as the Jade Helm conspiracy theory was much ado about nothing, this thread is even less. According to the Rasmussen poll 65 percent of voters favor the U.S. military conducting training exercises in their state and think it’s the right thing to do. Only 16 percent are opposed.

16% of Americans will believe in just about any silliness.

But 45 percent of those polled said they harbor reservations that the government will use the training operation to impose greater control over the states. Those concerns were particularly strong among those who identified themselves as conservatives, with 56 percent saying they had worries. By contrast, 58 percent of moderates and 67 percent of liberals said they were not concerned.

Meaning plenty of non-cons also bought into the silliness.

Rasmussen pollsters said the reaction of those polled reflects heightened distrust of the federal government among voters and the current state of the presidential campaign validates that distrust as almost half of those polled — 47 percent — believe the federal government has too much influence over state governments.

All that said I find it disturbing that so many Americans - on both sides of the aisle - seem lost to reality. Just consider the loons who are yucking it up on this thread.

Mocking stupidity is what we do on this board

 

[rightwinger]

Jade Helm 15 Is Over And Obama Didn't Even Invade Texas!

It's over? Fuck, did anyone notice? Personally, I forgot. American Ninja was on...

Texas lost interest as soon as football season started