"It's blindingly white", says Jada. "We must demand a change in the way our cities are covered with white snow during these winter storms".
"It's as if that ho Mother Nature hasn't moved on from the 1950's" claims Spike Lee, who plans a movie to highlight the inequity.
"You can bet she gettin' her ass kicked by some homies with pliers and a blow torch!
I'll be showin' what happens when snow tries to be white on my side of the tracks !
This ain't gonna be a movie starin' Brad Pitt !"
Chris Rock scowls with disgust. "They'll have me hosting the Winter Olympics, thinking this will make up for the lack of a diverse snow, but none of us are fooled!"
Of course Rush Limbaugh couldn't be expected to resist taking a shot back.
"You'll notice the continual whining from the left, but I guarantee you, you won't see one white conservative complain about the color of mud, and the lack of white mud."
"It's as if that ho Mother Nature hasn't moved on from the 1950's" claims Spike Lee, who plans a movie to highlight the inequity.
"You can bet she gettin' her ass kicked by some homies with pliers and a blow torch!
I'll be showin' what happens when snow tries to be white on my side of the tracks !
This ain't gonna be a movie starin' Brad Pitt !"
Chris Rock scowls with disgust. "They'll have me hosting the Winter Olympics, thinking this will make up for the lack of a diverse snow, but none of us are fooled!"
Of course Rush Limbaugh couldn't be expected to resist taking a shot back.
"You'll notice the continual whining from the left, but I guarantee you, you won't see one white conservative complain about the color of mud, and the lack of white mud."
