I'ts Official, Men Are More Intelligent Than Women

[Said1]

Yeah, they're called hormones. :teeth:

For sure. Poor diet etc just makes the symptoms worse for some.

 

[Shattered]

For sure. Poor diet etc just makes the symptoms worse for some.

You wouldn't be saying the addition of chocolate makes a diet poor...would you?

No.. Not you...

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable!

 

[GotZoom]

You wouldn't be saying the addition of chocolate makes a diet poor...would you?

No.. Not you...

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable!

And I have the key to the Kingdom.

 

[Said1]

You wouldn't be saying the addition of chocolate makes a diet poor...would you?

No.. Not you...

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable!

Forgive me. "poor diet and lack of exercise can make symptoms worse, chocolate makes things better, however!"

 

[Said1]

And I have the key to the Kingdom.

Apparently not. All I see is little red xes. Which is probably a good thing since I'd bet it's pictures of (ick) dark chocolate.

 

[Shattered]

Forgive me. "poor diet and lack of exercise can make symptoms worse, chocolate makes things better, however!"

<b>You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Said1 again.</b>

 

[Shattered]

And I have the key to the Kingdom.

<i>"Hey, big boy..."</i> **bats eyelashes**

 

[Joz]

..... I'd bet it's pictures of (ick) dark chocolate.

Now wait a minute. Don't start callin' that stuff ick.

 

[GotZoom]

<i>"Hey, big boy..."</i> **bats eyelashes**

Yes my love?

Something I can do ....for you?

 

[Shattered]

Yes my love?

Something I can do ....for you?

<i>idly runs fingers along the key to the kingdom...</i>

 

[GotZoom]

<i>idly runs fingers along the key to the kingdom...</i>

I get the distinct impression I have something that you crave.

 

[Shattered]

I get the distinct impression I have something that you crave.

Perhaps...

 

[GotZoom]

Perhaps...

Then we should talk.

*takes your hand and walks away sharing Espresso Escape with you*

 

[Shattered]

Then we should talk.

*takes your hand and walks away sharing Espresso Escape with you*

<i>*walks off into the sunset, one hand in yours, the other tightly clutching a chocolate bar*</i>

 

[Gunny]

<i>*walks off into the sunset, one hand in yours, the other tightly clutching a chocolate bar*</i>

Oh yeah ... men are MUCH smarter. Bet zoomie thinks he's getting something for the chocolate too .....

 

[Shattered]

Oh yeah ... men are MUCH smarter. Bet zoomie thinks he's getting something for the chocolate too .....

Who says he even needs the chocolate?

 

[GotZoom]

Who says he even needs the chocolate?

:swoon:

 

[Gunny]

Who says he even needs the chocolate?

Hey, I'm no hater. Whatever works.

 

[Working Man]

Where did you guys find women who only PMS for three days a month?? The one I am with gets it two or three times a month.

Chocolate as a cure for the PMS blues?? I tried that. If I remember correctly.

Give her chocolate, she will eat every bit of it when you don't look. Then she will blame it on the kids.

Then, She will come out with a two piece swim suit, when she should be wearing three pieces (one on top, one in the middle, and the bottom section, and then have the chutzpah to ask "Does this make me look fat???"

So, being honest, you say "No sweetie" through your gritting teeth. She sees through your attempt at a safety, and gets all bitchy again.. So now you are out $5 for the candy, your best chance at seeing any jiggling is only in a porn tape, and she makes YOUR lunch.. Want to take a chance on eating that was made from a woman you ticked off???

By the time she does enough Stairmasters to lose the weight gained from the candy you bought her in the spring, it is fall and the sweat pants come back into vogue anyhow. Rakes and leaves take over for sand and skin.

Such is life.

 

[Shattered]

Hey, I'm no hater. Whatever works.