It's all MountainMan's fault...

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    *lola* Provocation... it was.

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    In talking about cats...

    When I was young, crazed and single... I had a black cat I named Smurfette because of her brilliant blue eyes...

    I learned quickly that some men (well, boys, then) love cats and some are not that enthused by them.

    I brought a Jersey guy home one night really happy with myself :D and we were in the mix on my tiny bed... when he freaked about something and damned near went through the wall above my head... I heard smurfette purring and meow, but didn't see her. I asked what happened as something really got him to spaz out... (and I obviously wasn't there yet...) He said, "That damned cat of yours licked my ass!"

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    No, I don't suppose there are many men that prefer their pussies to have tongues... but surely there are a few.
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    i wouldnt let him to near my cat.......
     
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