The fact is Latin Americans, in general, can only dream of having anything remotely similar to New Zealand's crime rates.
People, Grump's homeland is so peaceful that besides the occasional drunken Maori, this guy is the only troublemaker you'll find on the entire island:
People, Grump's homeland is so peaceful that besides the occasional drunken Maori, this guy is the only troublemaker you'll find on the entire island: