Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

[Sheldon]

The coincidences are too hard to ignore. We have a vampire walking amongst us.

 

[Trajan]

through a glass darkly.....


to bad Keanu has not taken the opportunity to hone his skills in 80 this or so years.

 

[gslack]

Keanu reeves was born in Hawaii...I hope its a joke but I gotta say its a bad one.. The two guys don't even look alike and he obviously DID age in the first two pics. Not to mention the different beard growth pattern.. A joke like this should at least be realistic enough to get a ironic laugh..

 

[Sheldon]

Yeah and Barack Obama was born in "Hawaii" too. How much did your corporate masters pay you to post that? The evidence is right there sheeple.

 

[Ringel05]

Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

No, he's Neo.

 

[Liability]

Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

No, he's Neo.

Are you trying to now claim that Neo isn't immortal?

 

[Ringel05]

Obviously he's not....... never made it past number 3.........

 

[Iridescence]

OMGorsh... Perhaps all the major stars just age at different rates than the rest of the world... He sure still looks amazing, no question!

 

[Unkotare]

Maybe death has rejected him for the crime of disgracing the story of Chushingura.

 

[emilynghiem]

No, even if he were Buddha
even Buddha taught that things in life were impermanent

 

[Trajan]

Yeah and Barack Obama was born in "Hawaii" too. How much did your corporate masters pay you to post that? The evidence is right there sheeple.

they don't realize some agent smith Matrix construct created Obamas BC