Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

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    through a glass darkly.....


    to bad Keanu has not taken the opportunity to hone his skills in 80 this or so years.
     
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    Keanu reeves was born in Hawaii...I hope its a joke but I gotta say its a bad one.. The two guys don't even look alike and he obviously DID age in the first two pics. Not to mention the different beard growth pattern.. A joke like this should at least be realistic enough to get a ironic laugh..
     
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    Yeah and Barack Obama was born in "Hawaii" too. :rolleyes: How much did your corporate masters pay you to post that? The evidence is right there sheeple.
     
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    Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

    No, he's Neo.
     
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    Are you trying to now claim that Neo isn't immortal?
     
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    Obviously he's not....... never made it past number 3......... :cool:
     
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    OMGorsh... Perhaps all the major stars just age at different rates than the rest of the world... He sure still looks amazing, no question! :tongue:
     
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    Maybe death has rejected him for the crime of disgracing the story of Chushingura.
     
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    No, even if he were Buddha
    even Buddha taught that things in life were impermanent
     

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