Blagger
Rookie
- Banned
- #1
Insert your favourite, derogatory Irish jokes here. Honestly, I'm surprised that no-one has done this already.
Anyho, I'll kick things off...
Paddy's walking through the village holding a bag of doughnuts. He bumps into Murphy who asks Paddy what's in the bag.
Murphy: So, watchya gat in da bag, boy?
Paddy: Dornots.
Murphy: Can ah have one if ah guess 'ow many you've gat?
Paddy: Murphy, if ya can guess 'ow many dornots oiv gat in da bag, yer can have both o' dem.
Anyho, I'll kick things off...
Paddy's walking through the village holding a bag of doughnuts. He bumps into Murphy who asks Paddy what's in the bag.
Murphy: So, watchya gat in da bag, boy?
Paddy: Dornots.
Murphy: Can ah have one if ah guess 'ow many you've gat?
Paddy: Murphy, if ya can guess 'ow many dornots oiv gat in da bag, yer can have both o' dem.