Irish Jokes

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    Insert your favourite, derogatory Irish jokes here. Honestly, I'm surprised that no-one has done this already.

    Anyho, I'll kick things off...


    Paddy's walking through the village holding a bag of doughnuts. He bumps into Murphy who asks Paddy what's in the bag.

    Murphy: So, watchya gat in da bag, boy?

    Paddy: Dornots.

    Murphy: Can ah have one if ah guess 'ow many you've gat?

    Paddy: Murphy, if ya can guess 'ow many dornots oiv gat in da bag, yer can have both o' dem.
     
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    I love Irish jokes. I just don't care for Swagger. So, no sharing of mine.
     
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    Fair enough. And I'm not fussed about not reading your jokes, Si modo. No-one does Paddy jokes like the Brits.


    Did you hear about the Irish exorcism?

    A couple have called in Satan to remove a priest from their son!


    Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?

    There's a 12 month waiting list.


    Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.

    Afterwards, Paddy says, "That was fucking great! I wonder how the girls got on."
     
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    True, he is an idiot.
     
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    I'd rather be an idiot than a snitch like you.
     
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    How dramatic.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    George "O'Tool" Bush and Condi "Finnigan" Rice go fishing and find themselves on opposite sides of the lake. Condi yells over to George, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the lake?" George yells back, "You are on the other side of the lake."
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    an irish man walks into a bar.

    why the red face, asks the horse.
     

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