Insert your favourite, derogatory Irish jokes here. Honestly, I'm surprised that no-one has done this already. Anyho, I'll kick things off... Paddy's walking through the village holding a bag of doughnuts. He bumps into Murphy who asks Paddy what's in the bag. Murphy: So, watchya gat in da bag, boy? Paddy: Dornots. Murphy: Can ah have one if ah guess 'ow many you've gat? Paddy: Murphy, if ya can guess 'ow many dornots oiv gat in da bag, yer can have both o' dem.