Lost Grandpa on the Mall

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    A little boy, age 6 or so, is on the mall with his grandfather. They get separated. Terrified, the child runs to a security guard: "I've lost my grandpa! I've lost my grandpa!"

    The security guard seeks to calm the child. "That's OK, son - we'll find him for you, don't worry. What's he like?"

    The child thinks for a moment and then responds: "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
     
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