In the Bathroom.......

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    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    'How long will this take?' I asked.

    They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

    Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.

    (Sorry -- I didn't mean to tag onto the other joke!)
     
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    even drunk, that's not funny.

    You're trying too hard
     
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    that made me smile
     
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    Somehow I managed to mess up, 'cause I thought I hit "new thread" :lol:
     
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    For somwe reason, that is huilarious right now :lol:
     
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    Me? Waiting for the comeback on his manhood. ;) Did that involve toilet paper? No fair blue pill.
     
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    IUs that why women have such big lips?
     
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    Hmm, mine have always been too thin. What does "IU's" mean?
     
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    IUS= 'is' in drunk :lol:

    too thin? too thin for what? What kinda play you into, woman?
     

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