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    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
    'How did the human race start?'
    Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
    They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
    Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
    and asked the same question.
    Michelle Obama answered,
    'Many years ago there were monkeys from
    which the human race evolved.'
    The confused girl went to her father and said,
    'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
    the Human race was created by God,
    And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
    The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple,
    Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors
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    and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
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    Now THAT is a classy joke! Congrats! Maybe you should go on a comedy tour! :clap2:
     
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    with sikes?
     
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    wtf happened to the other replies?
     
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    Lame.
     
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    Who the fuck are you?
     
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    Who asks?
     
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    EZ moved my faux pas (and the replies) to the bathroom. :lol:
     
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    Of course Sarah Palin couldn't have come from monkeys. It's called evolution for a reason.
     
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    Well of course it is.... And monkeys don't look like this!

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