Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

[Weatherman2020]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

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[Jimmy_Chitwood]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

Does AR stand for Anti Riot?

 

[miketx]

I've got two of them. Cut two cords of wood yesterday. Battery life could be longer...

 

[Concerned American]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

Bullshit. I was all for it until I read that it had a firing rate of 3 million rounds a minute. Not physically possible. What is the barrel made of? Some kind of "space age metal" that doesn't melt. Great idea, I'd like to see Tesla get in the firearm business, but sorry this isn't it.

 

[TNHarley]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

Bullshit. I was all for it until I read that it had a firing rate of 3 million rounds a minute. Not physically possible. What is the barrel made of? Some kind of "space age metal" that doesn't melt. Great idea, I'd like to see Tesla get in the firearm business, but sorry this isn't it.

Its satire

 

[Pogo]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

TAKE THAT, JEWISH SPACE LASERS!!

See? You CAN make a worthwhile post out of bullshit if you do it the right way.

 

[Pogo]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

Bullshit. I was all for it until I read that it had a firing rate of 3 million rounds a minute. Not physically possible. What is the barrel made of? Some kind of "space age metal" that doesn't melt. Great idea, I'd like to see Tesla get in the firearm business, but sorry this isn't it.

WWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Concerned American]

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute.

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

babylonbee.com

Bullshit. I was all for it until I read that it had a firing rate of 3 million rounds a minute. Not physically possible. What is the barrel made of? Some kind of "space age metal" that doesn't melt. Great idea, I'd like to see Tesla get in the firearm business, but sorry this isn't it.

Its satire

I gathered that after reading the article. Thanks.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

What is the barrel made of?

A special tungsten, gold, depleted uranium alloy.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

It's powered by Kamaltoe's sucking power.
They had to tune it back because she kept exploding barrels.