Top Ten Trumpian Touts for Space Force

[bendog]

10. Why, take up space, of course.


9. "Launch" a Trump-brand computer game franchise


8. Create a new tourist attraction in Florida


7. Sell space rides to rich people


6. Make fossil fuel sexy again.


5. Putin doesn’t have one.


4. Have weightless sex in space with a relatively unknown model turned starlet, like James Bond.


3. FINALLY Go to the Moon!! MAGA


2. Give Pence something to do and stay out of the way of ending republican government.


1. Achieve the QAnon/Trumpian DREAM of proving the earth is flat.

 

[Moonglow]

Trump is building a space force to defend him against impeachment.

 

[basquebromance]

we don't need boots on the moon, we need boobs on the moon!

God that felt good to say!

 

[Roudy]

Put all the Democrat / Leftie leaders like Pelosi, Hillary, Obama, Biden, and Harris on those rockets they send into space to get rid of radioactive waste, and make the world great again.