Imagine going out on a date right now

[gulfman]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

 

[okfine]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

It's either my house or yours, baby. No other choices available.

 

[bluzman61]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

 

[deannalw]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

I'd be more worried about that happy lil farm of herpes on her lips, myself.

 

[bluzman61]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

I'd be more worried about that happy lil farm of herpes on her lips, myself.

"It's NOT Herpes, I promise!" The #1 pickup line overheard in a McDonald's drive thru - "Does this look INFECTED?"

 

[okfine]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

I'd be more worried about that happy lil farm of herpes on her lips, myself.

That dude has her under control. One to the mouth, and one to the eye. She really loves that guy.

 

[BULLDOG]

When I was in high school, we would drive to the Crystal Beach and make out in the bed of my pickup It's been too crowded down there to do that for lots of years now, but it might be worthwhile to make a trip down there at night just to see if it's deserted again.

 

[Rambunctious]

We will have two McCorona Tests and two strawberry shakes to go...

 

[Jackson]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

That is one creepy picture. She has herpes on her lips and he is clawing her shoulder. I'll stay single, thank you!

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

The people who work summer tourist towns an wot not may have a shitty season ...

 

[aaronleland]

"You aren't a c-word, are you? I mean corona carrier."

 

[Asclepias]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

Looks like hes been beating her ass.

 

[Hossfly]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

I'd be more worried about that happy lil farm of herpes on her lips, myself.

That dude has her under control. One to the mouth, and one to the eye. She really loves that guy.

She's his sister.

 

[Asclepias]

Hey doll,lets go to McDonalds drive thru for a burger and then to Target for some toilet paper.

But before we have sex, I gotsa know, do you have IT?

I'd be more worried about that happy lil farm of herpes on her lips, myself.

That dude has her under control. One to the mouth, and one to the eye. She really loves that guy.

She's his sister.

Your neighbors eh?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

When I was in high school, we would drive to the Crystal Beach and make out in the bed of my pickup It's been too crowded down there to do that for lots of years now, but it might be worthwhile to make a trip down there at night just to see if it's deserted again.

How many were dudes with you.