I'm sorry but any man who doesn't watch football is a fucking weirdo

[fbj]

So I
So I should just give into a woman when ever she wants sex huh?

So if I do it in week 1 and stands naked in front of the tv in week 2, 3, and 4

so just keep giving her the power and continue to fuck huh?

Oh no!! That would be terrible! Having to fuck her??

And I bet if I stood in front of the TV with my dick hanging while her show was on she would be annoyed

You know im right

I don't care if you get laid or not. I don't care if you tell her to wait until after the game.

I am ridiculing you about your claim that any guy who doesn't watch football is a weirdo. Like it is some holy sacrament for every single adult male. It is petty and foolish to try and make some judgement about all men based on what the watch and not what they do.

I just don't understand how a male does not like football.

That's why I am not close with my brother

If a game lasts 3.5 hrs, and your team goes to the SB, you will watch 70 hrs of football a year. If you sleep 8 hours every night and have 60 hours a week dedicated to work (on the job, commute ect), you will still have 2,650 hours every year left over after football, work and sleep. If you don't spend time with your brother because of his lack of interest in watch a game, you weren't offering much to the relationship anyway. Is that all there is to your life? Watching football?

Let me rephrase that, he doesn't watch sports at all which is why I never talk to him that much. Now he has a girlfriend but just don't understand how he doesn't like any sport

 

[Bfgrn]

Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out.

Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear the same clothing the players do. If you'd ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders uniform,you'd know the reason for this custom.

Now, I've mentioned football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.

I enjoy comparing baseball and football:

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

In football you wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.

Football is concerned with downs - what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups - who's up?

In football you receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.

In football the specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.

Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.

Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.

Baseball has no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end - might have extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got to go to sudden death.

In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.

And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

Baseball Almanac - George Carlin in Baseball and Football

 

[my2¢]

I was a fan for 50+ years, but now find the commercial interruptions are too lengthy and the game doesn't retain my interest.

 

[2aguy]

How did he grow up not liking football? I mean even if he had no dad I'm assuming he had male friends who liked football. Unless he played with dolls and hung out with girls all the time.

There is nothing a man who doesn't like football can say to me to justify why he is not a football fan.

Nutin at all

If the sport doesn't involve combat....it is just a kids game...throwing a ball, catching a ball is what kids do, not men. That is why the "ball" sports don't interest me. I like the Ranger Olympics, or they call it "Best Ranger," now....that is interesting to me.

 

[fbj]

How did he grow up not liking football? I mean even if he had no dad I'm assuming he had male friends who liked football. Unless he played with dolls and hung out with girls all the time.

There is nothing a man who doesn't like football can say to me to justify why he is not a football fan.

Nutin at all

If the sport doesn't involve combat....it is just a kids game...throwing a ball, catching a ball is what kids do, not men. That is why the "ball" sports don't interest me. I like the Ranger Olympics, or they call it "Best Ranger," now....that is interesting to me.

Football is the "TOY DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN LIFE"