I'm Depressed

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by g5000, Sep 8, 2017.

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    I heard that lunatic Branson stayed in his bunker down in the V.I. and when he reemerged the only thing standing -- was the bunker; the house was vaproized
     
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    Don't be sad lil' munchkin.... odds are pretty good that he's got the property over-insured, rumor on the street is that he knows a little about owning real estate and a smidgen about owning real estate in Florida.

    "I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You see, Mortimer? William has already made us $15,000." -- Randolph Duke, Trading Places
     
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    Mar A Lago is closed for the season. I notice he's been spending a lot of weekends at Camp David since the Secret Service announced they were out of money for the rest of the year. LOL
     
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    You heard right. He had a fortified wine cellar and everything held together okay, but anything outside of his wine celler was GONE......

    Richard Branson emerges from wine-cellar bunker after Irma ‘utterly devastated’ his private island
     
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    This is neat, libs praying for a hurricane to create tragedy and death yet, just minutes and hours ago were mocking others about about hurricanes and gays. A profound paradox.
     
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    That's because he doesn't have any idea of how much things cost. Not only that, but for some strange reason he decided to have damn near every family member get SS protection. I think they are providing security for around 18 people in Trump's family right now.
     
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    The secret service is not out of money
     
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    I've noticed liberals make up plenty of bullshit.
     
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    I was thinking of that very same scene! :lol:
     
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    Come on

    Even you would love to see Kellyanne Conway in a hurricane
     

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