If you could choose two laws to break without punishment ...

[Amelia]

I'd pick out a prime piece of real estate in a national park and homestead it.

I'll save the 2nd until I see what I need to protect my new property from intruders.

 

[Si modo]

Murder.
Extortion.

(I'm mostly good, when when something does get on my bad side, it's bad.)

 

[uscitizen]

Gravity and inertia.

I could fly really fast and not get hurt when I crashed.

 

[Si modo]

Crayon-boy is clueless.

 

[Conservative]

Crayon-boy is clueless.

Crayon-boy has been negged for spamming the thread.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

The speaker of the house would be president.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

... which two would you pick?

I would rob an armored car in a big city running between banks and businesses.

I would save one assassination for when I needed it the most.

 

[strollingbones]

... which two would you pick?

I would rob an armored car in a big city running between banks and businesses.

I would save one assassination for when I needed it the most.

a friend and i have tried to plan an armored car robbery...but you would have to kill everyone inside etc....

damn yall have lofty ideas....

i would break all the drug laws.....

then i would murder all my mothers' siblings......

 

[RetiredGySgt]

... which two would you pick?

I would rob an armored car in a big city running between banks and businesses.

I would save one assassination for when I needed it the most.

a friend and i have tried to plan an armored car robbery...but you would have to kill everyone inside etc....

damn yall have lofty ideas....

i would break all the drug laws.....

then i would murder all my mothers' siblings......

If you could not be punished there would be no need to murder the witnesses.

 

[Dr.Drock]

... which two would you pick?

I wouldn't pay my taxes, it'd be nice to see how a demoncrat feels..

Gov't handout checks are taxed?

 

[jillian]

... which two would you pick?

I wouldn't pay my taxes, it'd be nice to see how a demoncrat feels..

Gov't handout checks are taxed?

are social security checks like willow gets, taxed??

it's kind of funny given what i pay in taxes to read that.

but i guess she has no shame and doesn't care what nonsense she spews.

 

[peach174]

Yes some SSI is taxed and pensions are taxed.

Social Security alone is usually excluded
Generally, if Social Security is your only income, your benefits are not taxable, and you probably do not need to file a federal income tax return.

From the Internal Revenue Service's standpoint, Social Security benefits include monthly survivor and disability benefits, but not supplemental security income payments, which are not taxable.

But if you collect other income in addition to Social Security, you could owe taxes on at least a portion of your government benefits.

You not only pay taxes for SSI and Medicare while you work (payroll tax), after you retire you still can pay taxes on it.

 

[uscitizen]

Unemployment beneftis are taxed.

 

[Wry Catcher]

... which two would you pick?

Number one would be the law of gravity, being able to fly at will would be wonderful.

Number one would satisfy my need for a number two.

 

[del]

diminishing returns

godwin's

 

[Dragon]

Possession and sale of marijuana.

 

[del]

Possession and sale of marijuana.

shocker

 

[yidnar]

id beat the shit out of a lefty that is desecrating our flag !!