Now, Sharia Law mandates beheading for greed and graft and usury and a host of other things. Since I have seen how horribly corrupt our major banks are and how horribly corrupt most financial companies and credit companies are, I am considering calling for National Sharia Law to Straighten the Whole Mess Out. Damn, I might become a Muslim yet. As long as they can convince me that Allah is just another name for Jehovah, it should be all good. When we behead all of the bankers, I propose that they all be turned into fertilizer to help our gardens grow. At least that way they will have done some good in the world.