If shit were worth something

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    poor people would be born without assholes

    Hormone Found In Rich People Linked To Longer Life
    Updated: Thursday, 21 Oct 2010, 8:19 AM EDT
    Published : Thursday, 21 Oct 2010, 8:19 AM EDT

    By NewsCore

    A hormone found predominantly in wealthy people was linked to a longer life, according to British research published Thursday.

    Hormone Found In Rich People Linked To Longer Life
     
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    Cool. Dose everyone up and raise the enslavement age to 80 !
     
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    Sorry, but I don't see the connection between your insulting title and the article. In fact, just the opposite would be true, since a poor diet will lead to diarrhea. If poor people had no way of shitting, they wouldn't be able to enjoy their profits.

    You can't even make sense when you're being an...asshole.
     
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    If shit were worth something


    Gunny would be rich.
     
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    It's something we get from a life of fine wine, hot chicks, fine cigars, flying first class, imported German cars, the best country clubs, etc., etc., etc. Hey, life's a beach.
     
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    Beck and Rush would be Gates and Buffet
     
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    Is shit had a value, we should donate our shit, in the form of foreign aid, to Pakistan and Iran.
     

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