I will be a billionaire tomorrow

Most of my lottery fantasies involve thinking about how much money I would have to give Tricia Whitaker to have sex with me. She does the team interviews on Bally for the Tampa Bay Rays.

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I've got a similar thing for Amanda Balionis, Golf reporter for CBS

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I'll fly you and Otium out to the new shooting range I'll built on my property.
 
My best friend's granddaugher got married over the weekend in Iowa.

Governor DeSantis was in Iowa doing campaigning and attended the wedding because the family are big Republican donors.

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Were they serving meatballs at the reception? You know, those little tiny ones in the sweet sauce.

I love those things.
 
My best friend's granddaugher got married over the weekend in Iowa.

Governor DeSantis was in Iowa doing campaigning and attended the wedding because the family are big Republican donors.

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Very cool.

Groom is wearing a tie clasp. Holy shit, I can't remember last time I saw a tie clasp or pin. And the shoes. Gotta love Iowa.
 
Were they serving meatballs at the reception? You know, those little tiny ones in the sweet sauce.

I love those things.
I don't know because I wasn't invited. Like I said, granddad is my best friend and I have known mother and granddaughter for a long time but I didn't make the wedding invitation in Iowa.
 
If you had $1,580,000,000. in one dollar bills, it would take you approximately 5 years to count each of them at the rate of one second each. How much fun would that be?

I'd hire someone to count them for me. They'd be my Royal Money Counter. :laughing0301:

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