I Think I'm In Love...

[Phoenix]

These feelings go deeper than that. But, so does something else...

We're not that easy. Ok, well some of us aren't ... we have standards.

You gotta admit Gene's got style.

 

[Phoenix]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

 

[Bootneck]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

Yes. Something like that. And you can kick my arse any time you like!

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

No, sir! I mean, Yes, sir.

Sorry, didn't mean to call you sir. I KNOW you work for a living.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

On land and sea.

 

[random3434]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

Yes. Something like that. And you can kick my arse any time you like!

I know I have long legs, but even I don't think they can reach England, but I have some cool black boots I can hit you over the head with!

 

[Coloradomtnman]

These feelings go deeper than that. But, so does something else...

We're not that easy. Ok, well some of us aren't ... we have standards.

You gotta admit Gene's got style.

And probably 5 different kinds of STD.

 

[The Raven]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

 

[Phoenix]

And probably 5 different kinds of STD.

Fairy nuff.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

Envious loner
Sits at home wishing he could
post just as "smoooove" -ly

Haikus are easy
Just stop writing at the
seventeenth syllab

 

[Phoenix]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

I've heard that a good Marine knows when he's been licked, but keeps going until he's got nothing else left to give.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

haikute

 

[Phoenix]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

haikute

bless you

 

[Zoom-boing]

Huh. You only THINK you are in love? I thought you were a Marine!

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

Yes. Something like that. And you can kick my arse any time you like!

A Marine knows he's in love when a girl can kick his ass or smack his ass?

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

haikute

Aw, Zoom, you got snot all over my thread!

 

[Coloradomtnman]

And how does a Marine know he's in love?

When a girl can kick his ass?

Yes. Something like that. And you can kick my arse any time you like!

A Marine knows he's in love when a girl can kick is ass or smack his ass?

A Marine knows he's in love when a girl pees on him in the shower. Duh! Everyone knows that.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Pathetic human
desperate for attention
invites ridicule

haikute

Aw, Zoom, you got snot all over my thread!

 

[Annie]

With EZ, Eve, Luissa, Si Modo (who at first I thought was a male - its kinda like the opposite of the Crying Game), chanel, Sarah G, jillian, Ravi, Newby, renoite, Annie, Zoom-boing, strolling bones, politicalchick, and many of the other ladies on USMB (if I didn't mention you, its because its just too painful to my heart). There's a reason why I started this thread in the FLAME Zone.

What a collection of funny, witty, tough as nails, charming, "smooove" women in this forum! From their posts I can only imagine that they are all just as beatiful as they are smart.

Whether they are conservative or liberal or in between, I want to marry or get a civil union with all of'em, any of'em.

Here's to you, beautiful ladies!

Thank you! You, I'm certain are a very handsome man, however I don't share!

 

[Annie]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coloradomtnman again.

Bummer.

I'll hit you up again later though.

Oh, sure... You'll give him rep for saying it but for guys like me who just suffer in silence, nothing... Damn the luck.

You need to get in touch with your inner polygamist.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Thank you! You, I'm certain are a very handsome man, however I don't share!

I can't live like this anymore, Annie, you're too possessive! I swear I wasn't PM'ing anyone else! I mean it, baby. C'mon, you know I ain't lying...