I put in my dating profile that I was a doctor as a joke and.......

[Spinster]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Because women typically are all that smart and have difficulty connecting the dots.