I Never Introduced Myself

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    Gosh, where do I start.

    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
     
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    there might be something stupider than plagiarizing your introduction on a message board, but i can't come up with anything off the top of my head.
    sealy, or should i say, austin, you're truly sui generis. :lol:

    Google
     
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    Oh good grief.. Busted

    :lol:
     
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    sealy's not like the others.
    he's here to help.:eusa_whistle:
     
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    Er... it's Dr. Evil's thing from Austin Powers...but most people know that so I figure he was being funny... not plagarizing.

    good grief.
     
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    I saw someone's thread, "HI I'M NEW" and thought about this scene from Austin Powers.

    When will Mike come out with another one.

    Sorry, I was going to admit it was from Austin Powers but I didn't want to give it away right away.

    Austin Powers International Man of Mystery: Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant f
     
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    Thanks. 60% will probably recognize it.

    I wonder how many people will think I'm serious. :eusa_shhh:
     
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    aw, sealy, i was just bustin' on you. no biggie. here have some rep...
     
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    They luge in Rangoon?

    Interesting...

    I wonder if the Burmese luge team is as good as the Jamaican bobsled team.
     
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    My brother has memorized this. It is so funny. At a party I'll say, "so, tell me a little bit about yourself", and he'll say this like he means it. :lol:
     

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