It was my intention during the State of the Union speech to count the number of times Nancy Pelosi jumped up and down like a woman with ants in her pants. With about 10 minutes of the speech left, I went out in the yard to have a smoke. Before I left I had counted 47 times. Does anybody have a more accurate count of the number of times "Jumping Jill" hopped up and batted her eyes like a toad in a hail storm during the speech? By the way, she has some quick moves for an ugly old dim-witted California broad with a plastic face.