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    It was my intention during the State of the Union speech to count the number of times Nancy Pelosi jumped up and down like a woman with ants in her pants. With about 10 minutes of the speech left, I went out in the yard to have a smoke. Before I left I had counted 47 times. Does anybody have a more accurate count of the number of times "Jumping Jill" hopped up and batted her eyes like a toad in a hail storm during the speech?

    By the way, she has some quick moves for an ugly old dim-witted California broad with a plastic face.
     
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    The speech was incredibly partisan and devisive, even Queen Nan sensed it.
     
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    Looking at the snippets, I can't tell Biden from...

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    Could they be brothers?

    BTW, who was it telling jokes in the back of the room during the speech? I heard a lot of laughter at times...
     
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    Did you notice that country Joe kept smiling and didn't know when to applaud?

    God, he's fucking clueless.
     
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    47. She was spotted leaving, then closed circuit cams showed her going out back for a smoke.
     
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    "Country Joe"? I thought cons loved "country", what with that guy in Masachesetts, a lawyer, riding around in a pickup in a barn coat ... to appeal to those country folk.
     
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    Yeah - the bitch didn't even bring her own. Begged one off of me and a light too...
     
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    Helpful hint: When you don't get a pop culture reference, just STFU....You'll look just slightly less the idiot.
     
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    Gimmie an F!
     

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