I know now what "my" dog is

[Mortimer]

I asked you to guess his race before, but now i know it... he is staffordshire bullterrier

Staffordshire Bull Terrier - Wikipedia

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[Arlette]

Dogs are great

 

[MisterBeale]

I asked you to guess his race before

There is only ONE race of dog silly.

Canis lupus familiaris

The other races of Canis belong in a zoo, or out in the wild.

Subspecies of Canis lupus - Wikipedia

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[luiza]

Surprised to see you advertise your participation in Dogging here . Unfortunately very easy to recognise .

Have you access to a car to get you to the "secret" locations ?
Do you wear your SS uniform for performances ?

You dirty dog .

 

[The Duke]

I asked you to guess his race before, but now i know it... he is staffordshire bullterrier

Staffordshire Bull Terrier - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Maybe, you sure it's a "he"? Who the fuck cut the ears?


Looks like a part blue pitbull. There's something else there, though.

Like whatever the fuck "Spuds" was. I've seen lots of of pure blues. Puerto Ricans here love that stuff.

That's part blue and something else. Spuds was a bull terrier, I think that is a combo of blue pitbull and "Spuds" type bull terrier. Very wide brisket but small bones. Head not so wide.

My last dog had the short limbs like that, but was wide and in the jaws and head, too..and bigger legs.

I forget what kind of pitbull, the kind with the hardest bite. Oh, he was a treasure! Except the musk. The musk was..something he had. I called him "MuskDaddy" for a reason. Give him a bath, next day, he smells like musk. LMAO! I had this ..originally expensive couch that he totally dogified, and I moved deep into the hood and set that couch outside, and they stole that fucking dogified couch. Joke's on them motherfuckers!

That thing stunk so bad! I think one time he rolled in sheepshit, then rolled on that couch.

That couch smelled like nothing but him on his worst day. Dog balls and sheep shit!

That's why I put it outside.

I was going to take it to the dump, but they stole it! LMAO!

 

[BULLDOG]

But could he pass for white?

 

[Mortimer]

But could he pass for white?

His face looks half white

 

[The Duke]

But could he pass for white?

That dog couldn't even pass for blue.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Mort

Why is your dog fat to

Cmon

 

[The Duke]

Mort

Why is your dog fat to

Cmon

Because he gets goodies, dumbass.

 

[jbsmith]

Doesn't look like a pure staffy

 

[Tunafish]

Dogs are great

One is extra special to me
W needs to come to the ranch