I just got here so lets get this barn dance started!

[Hillbilly Girl]

My name is Marilu and I'm lookin to learn a bit about politics. Not much I know yet just that the liberal ones are the gays and the conservative ones don't like it when the government starts stickin its nose in everything.

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

You're an idiot.

From what I understand I'm a libertarian tea party animal.

 

[zzzz]

POLITICS, Comprede' mi amiga?

 

[zzzz]

Désolé, comprenez-vous ?

 

[Sheldon]

My name is Marilu and I'm lookin to learn a bit about polotics. Not much I know yet just that the liberal ones are the gays and the conservative ones don't like it when the government starts stickin its nose in everything.

This reminds me of that scene in Jurrasic park where the T-Rex chomps on the goat. Don't be a goat. Educate yourself and don't take what you see here at face value. There's more people here who suffer from confirmation bias than there are chimps with AIDS in all of Africa. And that's an internet fact.

 

[Sallow]

Welcome.

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

POLITICS, Comprede' mi amiga?

Is that like fiscally socialist?

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

My name is Marilu and I'm lookin to learn a bit about polotics. Not much I know yet just that the liberal ones are the gays and the conservative ones don't like it when the government starts stickin its nose in everything.

This reminds me of that scene in Jurrasic park where the T-Rex chomps on the goat. Don't be a goat. Educate yourself and don't take what you see here at face value. There's more people here who suffer from confirmation bias than there are chimps with AIDS in all of Africa. And that's an internet fact.

You sound very smart! What part of the politics are on?

 

[zzzz]

POLITICS, Comprede' mi amiga?

Is that like fiscally socialist?

To learn about politics you must first learn how to spell it, my dear.

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

Welcome.

Wow, that's one scary looking dog! I hope you keep him chaned up.

 

[hortysir]

I speek hillbillee......

Ware yew frum?
Why ya call yerself a hillbilly?

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

POLITICS, Comprede' mi amiga?

Is that like fiscally socialist?

To learn about politics you must first learn how to spell it, my dear.

My intentions were to spell it corectly.

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

I speek hillbillee......

Ware yew frum?
Why ya call yerself a hillbilly?

I live in northern Wisconsin near Canada. I'm one of those great white north hillbillys.

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

You're very nice!

 

[hortysir]

I speek hillbillee......

Ware yew frum?
Why ya call yerself a hillbilly?

I live in northern Wisconsin near Canada. I'm one of those great white north hillbillys.

A Yankee Hillbilly?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

I speek hillbillee......

Ware yew frum?
Why ya call yerself a hillbilly?

I live in northern Wisconsin near Canada. I'm one of those great white north hillbillys.

A Yankee Hillbilly?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I've got southern loins. My papi came up here to escape the moonshine police.

 

[goldcatt]

I speek hillbillee......

Ware yew frum?
Why ya call yerself a hillbilly?

I live in northern Wisconsin near Canada. I'm one of those great white north hillbillys.

A Yankee Hillbilly?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I thought I was about as far north as you could get and still claim hillbilly cred.

Welcome aboard, hillbilly girl. Don't believe a word anyone says here. Especially this horty fellow.

 

[Hillbilly Girl]

I live in northern Wisconsin near Canada. I'm one of those great white north hillbillys.

A Yankee Hillbilly?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I thought I was about as far north as you could get and still claim hillbilly cred.

Welcome aboard, hillbilly girl. Don't believe a word anyone says here. Especially this horty fellow.

Thank you!

 

[hortysir]

A Yankee Hillbilly?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

I thought I was about as far north as you could get and still claim hillbilly cred.

Welcome aboard, hillbilly girl. Don't believe a word anyone says here. Especially this horty fellow.

Thank you!

HEY!!!!


I was told that yew can't make fun of rednecks unless yew are wun.


And I are wun