I just came across my Certificate of Live Birth

[xotoxi]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

 

[edthecynic]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

Why were you born in Maine, X?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Nothing wrong with being born in Kenya if you don't want to be President of the US.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Which part of Maine?
Nantes? Tours? Sammur? Loudon?

 

[zzzz]

 

[AVG-JOE]

 

[Trajan]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

I don't believe you, find the double secret probation copy and get back to me.

 

[Trajan]

I didn't see any reference to Manchuria on that

 

[Liability]

Timely.

Topical.

Interesting.

Witty.

Informative.

Useful.

But mostly, timely.

 

[Toro]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

If you don't have you long form birth certificate, how do you know you even exist?

 

[uscitizen]

Certificate of live birth?

I thought you was hatched??

Ohh wait that is Del. Sorry.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

I don't believe you, find the double secret probation copy and get back to me.

Don't you mean the certified double secret probation copy?!?

You KNOW we can't work with just a copy!!

 

[AVG-JOE]

Which is not sufficient enough proof to convince me that I was born in Maine and not Kenya.

If you don't have you long form birth certificate, how do you know you even exist?

My valid United States Passport. Finest identification document on the planet. Every citizen should get one.