I got a tattoo

[JW Frogen]

I was too drunk during my Navy days to get a tattoo.

 

[JW Frogen]

"Of course, I love you."


BOINGGG!

Gives an entire new meaning to the term "jacking your Gepetto."

 

[Sarah G]

I'm not on the tattoo bandwagon.

This one is beautiful tho, in a dark and painful looking way..

http://www.usmessageboard.com/2155372-post10.html

 

[California Girl]

I have five stars at the bottom of my back. One for each of my brothers. I am having one more added. And after that, I may add one more, if I'm ever dumb enough to get married. My brothers all have the same tat, except each one of them has 4 blue and one red - the red one is for me!

 

[Mr. H.]

I've got 3, grouped together on my left arm. A falcon, a wolf, and a faerie.

 

[strollingbones]

i would like to have my other foot done....that mal hurts!!!!!

 

[editec]

Just thought you'd like to know.

If you have one, let's hear the what, where, and why.

This is your opportunity to share the experience with unbias, nonjudgemental, strangers!!!!

I don't have a tatoo as I think they're goofy.

My son, knowing that I think they're goofy, naturally decided he must have one.

Okay, so what is it and where is it?

He had his NAME tatooed on his torso.

I suspect he did so for the following reason...

You know how when you're getting arrested the cops always ask if you have any "identifying tatoos"?

Well my son DEFINITELY does have one of those, doesn't he?

He has EXACTLY that, in fact.

A tatoo that does nothing BUT identify him as who he is.

This boy (now becoming a man) of mine has a very absurd sense of humor.

Haven't a clue how that happened, of course.

I've always been such a pedestrian kinda guy, myself.

He must have gotten it from his mother.

 

[Sarah G]

Just thought you'd like to know.

If you have one, let's hear the what, where, and why.

This is your opportunity to share the experience with unbias, nonjudgemental, strangers!!!!

I don't have a tatoo as I think they're goofy.

My son, knowing that I think they're goofy, naturally decided he must have one.

Okay, so what is it and where is it?

He had his NAME tatooed on his torso.

I suspect he did so for the following reason...

You know how when you're getting arrested the cops always ask if you have any "identifying tatoos"?

Well my son DEFINITELY does have one of those, doesn't he?

He has EXACTLY that, in fact.

A tatoo that does nothing BUT identify him as who he is.

This boy (now becoming a man) of mine has a very absurd sense of humor.

Haven't a clue how that happened, of course.

I've always been such a pedestrian kinda guy, myself.

He must have gotten it from his mother.

On his upper back? A lot of kids are doing that now.

My daughter got a shamrock above her ankle. It looks cute but she said it hurt.

 

[Si modo]

If I were given the choice permanently to mark my body or die, I would get a tattoo but it would be on the sole of my foot. Then I wouldn't have to look at it and few others would see it.

It would be torture getting it, though. I am dangerously ticklish.




(I understand that my opinion of tattoos is just that - my opinion. Others like them and that is fine. Just recall a general rule of thumb: If your tattoo index (# tattoos/# teeth) is greater than one, you likely are white trash. LOL.)

 

[Dis]

Just thought you'd like to know.

If you have one, let's hear the what, where, and why.

This is your opportunity to share the experience with unbias, nonjudgemental, strangers!!!!

What: Turquoise/white flower/tribal spikes.
Where: Above right ankle.
Why: Because I've wanted one since I was a teenager, so finally got one when I turned 40.

Yes, it hurt like a son of a bitch, no I won't ever get another one, yes I can stand to look at this one for the rest of my life, and it's easy to cover - I'll just put pants on.

 

[mudwhistle]

If I were given the choice permanently to mark my body or die, I would get a tattoo but it would be on the sole of my foot. Then I wouldn't have to look at it and few others would see it.

It would be torture getting it, though. I am dangerously ticklish.




(I understand that my opinion of tattoos is just that - my opinion. Others like them and that is fine. Just recall a general rule of thumb: If your tattoo index (# tattoos/# teeth) is greater than one, you likely are white trash. LOL.)

How many teeth do you have?

 

[xotoxi]

Toxi's idea of crib notes.

Actually, that would be pretty cool to help show people where their muscles are attached and why they are getting tendonitis.

I'd do bones on the other arm.

 

[xotoxi]

I got one too.

But I was always tripping over it.

Stole my joke, you $@!*.

The funny thing was is that about 5 minutes before this thread appeared last night, I was on a site that listed 25 celebrities that had killed themselves. This guy was one of them.

 

[editec]

Just thought you'd like to know.

If you have one, let's hear the what, where, and why.

This is your opportunity to share the experience with unbias, nonjudgemental, strangers!!!!

I don't have a tatoo as I think they're goofy.

My son, knowing that I think they're goofy, naturally decided he must have one.

Okay, so what is it and where is it?

He had his NAME tatooed on his torso.

I suspect he did so for the following reason...

You know how when you're getting arrested the cops always ask if you have any "identifying tatoos"?

Well my son DEFINITELY does have one of those, doesn't he?

He has EXACTLY that, in fact.

A tatoo that does nothing BUT identify him as who he is.

This boy (now becoming a man) of mine has a very absurd sense of humor.

Haven't a clue how that happened, of course.

I've always been such a pedestrian kinda guy, myself.

He must have gotten it from his mother.

On his upper back?

Nope on his ribs.

A lot of kids are doing that now.

Getting their names tatoo'd on themselves?

I didn't know that.

My daughter got a shamrock above her ankle. It looks cute but she said it hurt.

I like tatoos on other people, usually.

Depends on the tat, of course.

But when I consider what I might have decided was cool thirty or fourty years ago, I'm glad I understood, then, that my tastes in what is cool would change over time.

I admire those who recognize that their tastes might change and STILL go ahead with their tat, but I don't think that describes most people who get tats.

Hence my theory that most tats are basically goofy.

 

[uscitizen]

Tatoos are like wearing the same shirt for the rest of your life.

 

[dilloduck]

I don't have any tattoos and have no intention of getting any.

How about hickeys ?

 

[Truthmatters]

Toxi's idea of crib notes.

That could solve Sara Palins smeared ink problem, just tattoo "tax cuts" on her hand.

 

[Si modo]

I don't have any tattoos and have no intention of getting any.

How about hickeys ?

Funny, I have a small birthmark (pretty light tan colored, too) on my neck. One must have it pointed out to them to notice.'

But, it could be a hickey given by a small person, like Tattoo?

 

[dilloduck]

I don't have any tattoos and have no intention of getting any.

How about hickeys ?

Funny, I have a small birthmark (pretty light tan colored, too) on my neck. One must have it pointed out to them to notice.'

But, it could be a hickey given by a small person, like Tattoo?

birthmark---ya---uh huh. Ok--who all here has seen SM's 'birthmark' ? I need independent verification.

 

[editec]

I have a birthmark on my achilles tendon.

Looks like somebody's finger and thumbprint, as if they'd been holding me by that tendon when they dipped me into a vat that turned me white(r)

When somebody notices, I tell them my mother dipped me into the river Styx as an infant.

They either laugh or look at me baffled by my explanation.

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